Friday, January 4, 2019

Zak Bagans' The Haunted Museum



I’ve always been a fan of the paranormal.  Any time I visit a new city, or a city I haven’t been to in a while, I use it as an opportunity to brush up on my haunted history.  So, naturally, when I was invited to Las Vegas for a weekend trip with one of my good friends, I immediately ran a Google search of the terms “Las Vegas” and “haunted”.  The first thing to pop up?  Zak Bagans’ The Haunted Museum.  (Go ahead, search it. I’ll wait. Believe me?  Good.  Let’s continue.)  

To be completely honest, I didn’t know anything about Zak Bagans. Who the hell was he?  How did he come to own so many supposedly cursed and haunted objects?  And why does he look like such a colossal douchebag in every picture of him I can find?  I didn’t have the answers to these questions, but it didn’t matter.  He had a building full of spooky things and I needed in.  I quickly purchased our tickets and looked forward to the trip with great anticipation.

Upon arriving to The Haunted Museum, we were met with a line and a waiver.  The line didn’t faze me; if this place was as good as I heard it was, it would be well worth the wait.  We took our places at the end and began the paperwork.  At first glance, it was pretty standard.  “I acknowledge the risks associated with”...blah blah blah…”bodily injury”...blah blah blah blah…”emotional distress, death, or other harm”...wait, what?  What does other harm even entail?  Hmm.  Sure they were just covering their bases for legal purposes, I initialed and signed every paragraph.

Remember how I said I didn’t mind the line?  I lied.  I’m extremely impatient and began looking around to assess what was taking so damn long.  It had been nearly an hour, I should’ve been waist deep in paranormal activity by now.  I inquired with the worker selling $2 bottles of The Haunted Museum-branded water.  Turns out, they took groups of 11-13 people at a time and waited a solid 20 minutes between each one.  We still had another twenty to forty-minute wait ahead of us.  So, to pass the time, I began to pick each available worker’s brain for information about the museum and their experiences in it.  My favorite was the older gentleman at the start of the line; he was from New York, had the accent to match, and is one of the nicest people I’ve encountered outside of my home state of Texas to date.  When I asked him if the building was really haunted, he mumbled something to the effect of, “Oh, yeah. Absolutely.  I won’t go in anymore.  At least not anywhere but the gift shop.”  I asked for more specific information, but I could tell he wasn’t entirely comfortable sharing his own personal experiences.  Rather than press the issue, I changed the subject and we discussed what he missed most about New York; turns out, it’s the pizza.  A man after my own heart.

Our conversation was interrupted by another worker informing us that it was our turn to enter the museum.  My friend and I excitedly made our way up the ramp passed the skull water fountain  towards the set of red-lit double doors.  This was it, we were finally about to enter the museum and begin our tour...of the ticket lobby.  (Goddamnit, y’all.)  The ticketing lobby was nice enough though.  I approached the counter and showed my confirmation email in exchange for two souvenir tickets.  Once I had tucked them away securely in my bag, I turned to find a small display of dolls and candles, a television set showing Ghost Adventures reruns, and several framed photographs of Zak shaking hands with well-known individuals who have visited this attraction.  There was also a bathroom in case your nerves were getting the better of you; or if, like me, you consumed $6 worth of water prior to entering the building.  Immediately to the left of the bathroom was a wooden plaque which read, “Warning:  This building is known to contain ghosts/spirits and cursed objects.  By entering you agree that management will not be liable for any actions by these unseen forces.”  

As I was speaking with others in the group about what drew them to this attraction, a girl who identified herself as Shealee approached our group to guide us through the museum.  “Does everyone here know who Zak is?” she asked.  I looked around as everyone nodded excitedly.  I still had no idea who this guy was, but we had waited long enough and I didn’t want to delay us any further.  “Great,” she said, “let’s begin.”

We made our way out of the same double doors we had entered and were led around the side of the building to the front door of the Wengert Mansion, now known as Zak Bagans’ The Haunted Museum. What followed was intriguing, enthralling, enchanting, to say the least. It was my macabre dreams brought to life.  Each of the over thirty rooms we entered had its own theme and was so beautifully executed, it truly felt as though I had walked on to the set of a horror film.  In fact, I recall being told that one of the set designers for American Horror Story helped with a few of the rooms.  They had famously haunted objects like the Dybbuk Box, Bela Lugosi’s scrying mirror, and the Crying Boy Painting; a painting made with Charles Manson’s ashes, Ed Gein’s cauldron, and Dr. Kavorkian’s van; human skulls, pieces of haunted buildings, and one too many dolls for my liking.  We were guided from room to room, given the history and legends behind the items, and were even offered the opportunity to interact with and touch select objects. (Yes, I touched/did everything I was invited to touch/do.)  While I have so much more to say about my time inside The Haunted Museum (seriously, I could go on for a while), it really is something that must be experienced to be fully appreciated.  Please note that not once did we back up with another tour group, not once were we rushed out of a room, and the whole tour lasted just under two hours from start to finish.  This tour and museum are absolutely worth your time, money, and respect.

My friend and I browsed the gift shop, made a few purchases, and were then escorted to our car and off the property by security.  Now, I realize it sounds like we were up to something, but the truth is, we were just the last two patrons in the building and the security guard, despite my constant denial, was absolutely convinced that I was Jaci Velasquez. 

In the weeks that followed, I devoured anything and everything related to The Haunted Museum.  I was reading every article written about it, watching every video filmed there, researching Zak Bagans, watching Deadly Possessions.  When I say I devoured, I mean I rabbitholed HARD.  I began to watch Ghost Adventures in every spare moment I had, and at night I would revisit The Haunted Museum in my dreams.  For some reason, I couldn’t get enough.  Additionally, I had a headache I just couldn’t shake.  It started at dinner the evening we visited the museum and persisted no matter what I did to alleviate it; so much so, I eventually stopped trying.  

Soon after, it started to feel like something wasn’t quite right.  I was overcome with dizzy spells during the day and, at night, was having trouble sleeping.  While I prefer an environment that is cold, dark, and silent, I can sleep almost anywhere and am usually out within 60 seconds of my head hitting the pillow.  It’s true that I’m a light sleeper and will wake at the sound of anything unusual, but typically once I’m asleep, I’m asleep until my alarm goes off.  But, for the first time in my life, I was waking up in the middle of the night.  Why?  My dog, Nox, wasn’t making noise, it was quiet outside, I wasn’t hot or uncomfortable, I wasn’t thirsty, I didn’t have to pee; there was no logical reason for it.  Days after this began, I started waking to the sound of a voice in my ear.  I assumed it was someone outside or perhaps a dream echoing a bit too loudly.  Nonetheless, I began to track the time: 3:15am, 3:14am, 3:24am, 3:16am, 3:27am.  As a fan of horror and the supernatural, it wasn’t lost on me that I was stirring during the witching hour.

I started to feel as though I wasn’t alone in my room when it was in fact just me.  It got to the point that I allowed Nox to sleep in my bed.  Normally, he moved too much for me to sleep with, but I didn’t want to be alone.  This was proving to be a great idea...until instead of waking to the sound of talking in my ear, I was waking to the sound of Nox growling.  I grabbed my flashlight to try and figure out what was bothering him; maybe a bug or something casting a weird light, I thought.  What I saw was my dog baring his teeth at an empty corner of my room with his hackles raised.  I looked at my phone.  3:15am.  This sufficiently unnerved me out to the point that I began to leave my television on at full volume while I attempted to sleep.  I would drift in and out all night.  If at any point I woke to find the TV off, I’d quickly turn it back on.

One day I was reading in my bedroom when Mother Nature called.  I sat my book down on the bedside table next to a unique sticker I had picked up at a small vendors' market and left the room.  Upon returning, the sticker was now facing down instead of up like it had been when I left just minutes prior.  A panic began to wash over me.  I looked up suddenly at the sound of Nox yelping. He had jumped off of my bed, ran out of the room, and was now standing in the doorway panting with his tail firmly tucked between his legs.  Something scared him and no matter what I did, he refused to come back inside. 

After about three weeks of this, I reached out to my tarot reader and psychic.  Since my first reading with her a couple of years back, she has done nothing but impress me with her abilities and insight.  I told her a bit of the trouble I’d been having sleeping and asked if she would be willing to meet me somewhere to discuss it further.  She agreed and we met up at a small park in the center of the city.  

I was sitting on a park table when she arrived.  She came over to me and gave me her usual big hug.  After about three seconds, she pulled away from me, took me by the shoulders, and asked where I had been.  I’m sure I had a puzzled look on my face because the next words out of her mouth were, “You went somewhere and you picked up some shit.  Where did you go?”  She knows I frequently and purposefully visit haunted buildings, houses, hotels, etc., but hearing about The Haunted Museum seemed to upset her.  She told me how she sensed that two spirits had attached themselves to me while I was there, and equated the museum to a prison they were constantly trying to escape.  She also told me that I’m an empath.  "Combine this with your open mind and curious nature," she said, "and you were like a bright light moving through their dark world--they were drawn to it.  

She began to describe the first spirit, “He’s a tall man, dressed in black; he looks like he’s from the wild west, but for some reason I’m getting more prohibition era.  He’s wearing a big brimmed hat that is covering most of his face, he has a silver pistol holstered at each hip.  He’s not a nice man; he’s killed many people.  If you encounter him, it’s most likely in your bedroom--he sits on your bed and hovers over you while you sleep.  He doesn’t like women who don’t know their place, he likes to remind them where they belong in the world.”  At this point, I started racking my brain trying to remember any room in the museum that had any kind of western theme to it.  Then it hit me.  If I recall correctly, there was a room towards the beginning of the tour with wooden flooring and a roulette table in the back left corner.  The table was laid out to replicate a game in action, complete with mannequins dressed in suits.  Shealee painted a picture of what life and gambling was like back in the day; she even showed us how a roulette wheel could be rigged in favor of the house.  As we made our way out of this room, she pointed out a bible previously owned by Wyatt Earp.  Maybe I encountered him there?

As for the second spirit, “Were there any dolls in this place?”  (Umm, yeah.  Kind of a lot.)  She described this spirit as being that of a little girl around the age of four or five.  “She loves you; she thinks you’re just the greatest and her new best friend.  I’m most worried about her because she’s a little off.  When she passed, her family put her in the doll.  They were messed up.  She’s a little messed up.”  This time, I quickly gave up on recalling where within the museum I may have encountered this doll as we were shown literally hundreds.  Seriously, Zak has a massive doll collections and each one looks like it crawled off La Isla de las Muñecas and straight into your nightmares.  Oh, and remember Peggy the Doll?  She’s the one who caused people to fall ill and even experience heart issues via the internet a couple of years back?  She was featured in her own room in the museum and was accompanied by a spirit box.  While in the room, I attemped to speak with Peggy and her two roommates.  I asked her to tell me my name.  Disappointed I didn't get a response, I turned to exit the room.  It was then that I heard a faint, crackling voice say, "Jenn."  Perhaps this spirit was one of them?

My tarot reader carefully sketched out the man she was seeing and gave me a list of ingredients to gather for a series of cleansing baths I would need to take to rid myself of these spirits.  She was also going to be mixing what she referred to as Florida water for me; I was to combine the ingredients with the mixture and cleanse myself over a full moon cycle.  I think she could see the fear and uncertainty in my eyes because she took the time to assure me that they would go.  It would be a process and things might get worse before they got better, but they would go.  Frazzled and operating on very little sleep, I ran all over town gathering the materials needed for my cleansing.  

At this point, you may be wondering if I’m a little, if not completely, off my rocker.  I’m not.  (I even had a CAT scan recently that proves it.)   I will unashamedly admit though, I am a skeptical believer in the paranormal.  I’m fascinated by the idea of ghosts and spirits and am open to their existence; but, I do also believe in real world explanations for nearly every supernatural experience out there.  However, when I haven’t slept in a month and my dog is growling at nothing: I’m being haunted by spirits. I’ll try anything.  Get them the hell away from me.

So there I was taking what would be the first of three baths.  My reader had warned me that the spirits would know I was trying to get rid of them and may not respond kindly; so, needless to say, I felt a little uneasy.  I cleansed until I pruned and finally made my way out of the tub.  I felt like an intruder in my own home.  I was walking slowly, deliberately, peeking around corners in case someone or something was lurking just beyond what I could see.  Sleep continued to evade me for the next week and a half and I was growing so tired of this whole situation.  

Just before my second bath rolled around, I had succumbed to the idea of living with ghosts. That’s just what I did now.  (“Hi, my name is Jennifer and I live with the spirits of a murderous man and a psychotic little girl.”)  I didn’t flinch at strange noises and stopped caring when Nox growled at nothing.  He would stand on the edge of my bed and walk around the perimeter while staring at the ground.  He seemed to be following something; I assumed it was the spirit of the little girl.  One day we were both lying on my bed when he suddenly turned his head sideways to stare at something.  I casually glanced over in the direction he was looking and saw a single auburn tendril of hair floating in mid air.  The next time I blinked, it was gone.  

I reached out to my reader to ask if she knew what the little girl’s hair looked like; she said it was reddish brown, curly hair.  I explained how I thought I saw a bit of hair in my room.  She took this opportunity to remind me that I’m empathic and said she wouldn’t be surprised if I started seeing spirits in the next couple of years.  (Oh yeah?  Cool.  No, thanks.)  I grabbed my supplies and immediately started my second cleansing.  This is where I genuinely became frightened.  I woke the next morning to find I had some light bruising and scratches down my arms.  I didn’t do this to myself and my dog cretainly didn’t do it.  To this day, I have no rational explanation as to where they came from.  Is this what she meant when she said they may not respond kindly?

In the weeks leading up to my final cleansing, I was a giant ball of stress.  I still wasn’t getting anything remotely resembling restful sleep, Nox was constantly on edge, and I’d now had a headache for almost two months straight.  Ready for it to be over, I took my final bath.  Much to my relief, it seemed to work!  Nox was relaxed and no longer growling at air, I didn’t feel as though someone was in the room with me, and I wasn’t waking up in the middle of the night anymore.  I didn’t even have time to fully process what happened.  I just slept.  For a full day.  After that, falling back into my usual sleep habits was slow and somewhat arduous.  I eased into it by leaving the TV on with no volume while I slept.  Then no TV at all.  Then I kicked Nox out of the room because his movements were keeping me up again.  Eventually, I made my way back to sleeping with no lights, no sound, and completely through the night.

So here I am, four months later, writing this from the same room I shared with spirits.  I still love horror movies and tales of the supernatural, of course, and I still absolutely recommend Zak Bagans’ The Haunted Museum to anyone curious about what it houses.  Maybe just brush up on how to protect yourself from things unseen before you do because, despite what you’ve heard--and in addition to STDs and marriages that weren’t annulled in time--not everything that happens in Vegas, stay in Vegas.  

Also, you may want to develop a certain level of comfort with clowns.



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Zak Bagans' The Haunted Museum